Can Purell be used as lube?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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