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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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