We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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