listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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