He is an equal opportunity slut.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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