nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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