just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
