just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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