Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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