Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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