google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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