I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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