Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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