The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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