Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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