one might say we're banned from that church
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The power of my boobs compel you
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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