Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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