talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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