I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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