New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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