Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you win again, gameday.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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