So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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