some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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