Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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