You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Randomize