Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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