Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
