Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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