theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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