Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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