He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
