Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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