now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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