I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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