Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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