Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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