you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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