i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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