My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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