Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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