So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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