Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
