i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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