yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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