This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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