speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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