Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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