just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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