the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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