No stitches, just platelets and will power
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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