"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I love you.
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