Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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