Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
