I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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