why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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