No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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