I didn't shave. On purpose
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
