I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
